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Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59068) - you deserved it (7063)

On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Maybe he's talking about something else?

#2 - On 07/25/2013 at 8:59pm by lolmigosh

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After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"

#5 - On 07/25/2013 at 9:00pm by MEM0817

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