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By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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By ohshat - 22/12/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Icy - 01/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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lolmigosh 15

Friday 26 July 2013 2:59

Maybe he's talking about something else?

MEM0817 18

Friday 26 July 2013 3:00

After seeing his did you change yours to "Asshole dudes really piss me off"

Comments

ImAFaker 29

Friday 26 July 2013 6:42

To*

soupermeal 10

Friday 26 July 2013 6:46

To be fair, it could have been about anybody. Chin up!

worldclassrager 39

Friday 26 July 2013 6:53

Well you got a date...that's good right?

Uramonkey 11

Friday 26 July 2013 6:53

To be fair. Number 3 Said pretty much the same thing and got a shit ton of thumbs up. It all depends on how quick you post and your wording.

RonnieG 10

Friday 26 July 2013 6:58

all you ladies dealing with douche bag assholes like this: NEWS FLASH! You all deserve better. Stop giving these guys the time of day, you deserve better.

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 26 July 2013 7:08

To everyone saying maybe it was about someone else, you don't really believe that, do you? With that timing? And they didn't set up a date or plan--he agreed to hang out "sometime." That's a brush off if I ever heard one. Sorry OP. You seem to have misread something somewhere.

NakedPixels 15

Friday 26 July 2013 7:29

I'd confront him about it.

LlamaAlana 6

Friday 26 July 2013 7:44

Hope you stood him up then

asherm 15

Friday 26 July 2013 7:47

So if he does ask you to hang out sometime, say you have other plans- like all the time! Show him you're not desperate. But sounds like he's not worth your time anyway, even if he wasn't talking about you. A real good guy wouldn't say stuff like that about "bitches". Sorry OP, it sucks to like someone and then see their true colors.