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Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44820) - you deserved it (3601)

On 07/21/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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She's only saying those things to you because she's thinking them about herself. Good riddance.

#1 - On 07/21/2013 at 8:14pm by dbw1025

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Yes, how selfish of you OP to expect faithfulness from your gf and loyalty from your friends. Just so selfish....

#5 - On 07/21/2013 at 8:14pm by bettyboop428

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