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Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50840) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)

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At least you had the brains to dump her. You deserve better than that horrible woman.

Sorry for the loss of your grandmother. :(

#1 - On 07/06/2013 at 7:15pm by Kozmotis

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You should say Hand. Door. Out. I'm really sorry OP, she is insensitive. You deserve better. You dodged a grenade!

#2 - On 07/06/2013 at 7:15pm by SasaCeceGogo

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