Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Sometimes you just never know...
LolOrDeath 4
Straight arrows can break
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Comments (76)
cottoncandymango 17
Sometimes you just never know...
asapp78 16
Best that you found out sooner than later.
vanessa09865 23
He might be bisexual
LolOrDeath 4
Straight arrows can break
inthedopeshow 17
And/or, "spaghetti is straight until it starts to get hot"
Supergirl1988 16
It's not gay if you close your eyes
lexi365 20
#38, No, just no...
Pr0diG 6
Better now then later when you guys are having coitus
Pwn17 25
Sheldon, I told you stop saying coitus.
Googolman 29
It annoys me that every time someone uses the word coitus, it reminds people of The Big Bang Theory. Don't get me wrong, I like the show, but it's as if they created the word, which they most certainly did not.
chanellgymnast 17
You also probably thought that your cousin wasn't going to go to that extent of actually stealing--your now--ex-boyfriend.
Queensland 27
I think that's the whole point of the FML hun
BeautifulChaos27 37
Just hope you're not the one who turned him to the other team OP, you might start seeing a trend in the future.
kewpiesuicide 29
Yeah, you can't 'turn' someone. They're either gay or not, it's just a matter of when they figure it out.
RedPillSucks 31
Well, they could also be bi-sexual.
ginawater19 13
Exactly #44, they're going to find out their gay at some point. But it also makes it humorous when they are just recently coming out of a boy-girl relationship. Just makes you think...
queerdragon 20
Unless Op is going to start dating gay guys who are pre-out, then she likely not "turn" anyone gay. She might become their beard, but you don't turn people gay.
Korosuhito 26
You deserve better, from your cousin and your ex.
ginawater19 13
I hate these generic comments. "YOU DESERVE BETTER" "OMG PUNCH THEM BOTH IN THE FACE" "YOUR BF SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE NICE ABOUT IT" Yeah, we know.
FrankHotpants 31
Well just like your comment everything posted is just individual opinions. You chose to read them.
EpicSquishii 21
Your cousin should be a lawyer. Unparallelled powers of persuasion!
happylawyer 16
...And the stealing, don't forget that.
Larry01_fml 19
I didn't think it could get any worse when your cousin stole your boyfriend, but then I read on..
lina_bean 5
Family ain't right!!! They say no one will love u like ur fam well that's not always the case!