Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40709) - you deserved it (4525)
On 06/29/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by cheerbabeXoXo (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
patriarchal apparently's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a…
NoPeeGiven also deserved itToday, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample;…
Your asshole of a dad got married. Why can't you?
#4 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:19pm by lilhellian
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+188 | 25
keep your head up hon
#1 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:17pm by xelle_garfieldx
+115 | 12
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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