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Man or woman?

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40833) - you deserved it (4530)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by cheerbabeXoXo (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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Your asshole of a dad got married. Why can't you?

#4 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:19pm by lilhellian

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keep your head up hon

#1 - On 06/29/2013 at 8:17pm by xelle_garfieldx

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