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Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37191) - you deserved it (3255)

On 06/26/2013 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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You should move on at this point, OP.

#1 - On 06/26/2013 at 10:00am by Pleonasm

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Maybe he's trying to make you feel jealous?

#7 - On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am by Setareh23

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