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Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47169) - you deserved it (5446)

On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

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Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".

#5 - On 06/16/2013 at 7:25pm by LookAttMyyLifee

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Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting

#1 - On 06/16/2013 at 7:23pm by PandaSmile

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