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Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML
Tell him your last boyfriends dick was too big , so you wanted to settle for something "smaller".
Maybe you should break up with him for being rude and insulting
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014