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Today, I decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. My dad just looked him dead in the eyes and said, "How much did she pay you? I doubt it was enough." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47193) - you deserved it (3585)

On 06/13/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

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Sounds like you have a wonderful father.

#1 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:09pm by kianaaa32

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Say, "Same amount you paid mom"

#15 - On 06/13/2013 at 9:16pm by BrookieAnn

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