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Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

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SS99_fml 20

Woah... either he's crazy in love or....he's just crazy. I'm gonna go with the latter... Save yoursellffff!!

zingline89 18

How did you do the math so fast??

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SS99_fml 20

Woah... either he's crazy in love or....he's just crazy. I'm gonna go with the latter... Save yoursellffff!!

howdeedoo 22

Sounds like Ted from How I Met Your Mother

jkmartinjk 16

Her name though??

DerrickJames 33

If you know, you know. I know married couples that say they would have got married the first day because they knew.

bluehero 17

My parents got married after 3 months of knowing each other. They've been married for about 21 years. 3 months is longer than 6 days but still not a long time to make a decision to spend the rest of your life with someone!

DamnBobRoss 4

*you'reself

daner10 5

63- Are you serious?

Welshite 39

#63: Most definitely not.

BlackRogue 8

63- No. If you're going to correct someone, at least make sure that they need to be corrected. Just stick to painting happy little bushes from now on.

hessel 13

63# is obviously trolling. nobody can be that stupid

Swedude 5

Except for #66, 67 and 68.

zeuslovesyaoi 17

you trust humanity to much

Milotiiic 9

63- No!!! That's too funny! I'm going to look out for more of his wacky grammar corrections! That's comedy gold!

zandalee 19

My husband and I knew at 10 days. 24 years later, still madly in love!

HKCgrimmjow 15

I don't want to live on this planet anymore, because of 63#

badwolfbluebox 7

And considering how I just watched Harold and Maude too...

daradara_fml 4

63- you, sir, are a natural comedian.

diaosi 4

63, Your name should say DumbAssBob

ManInTheMachine 19

89-You are the reason I fear for humanity.

fareith 15

So.... did OP say yes?

BulldogHoops 14

63- I know your shockingly pitiful mistake has already been pointed out numerous times, so usually I'd just keep on moving. However, that particular error was just too stupid to ignore. You, sir, are a dipshit.

PoisonedLiquor 17

#63, think out loud if you have to. This might actually help you in realise WHAT you are saying. "You'reself" = you are self. Did you accidentally the phone, too?

kim_larsa 5

Lol true!

anythingmustbe 18

Her name is like how they name Big Bang Theory episodes.

Iheartmonkies 8

#119 over react much???

thepunman 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

That's less than week.

zingline89 18

How did you do the math so fast??

ns1985 15

It is?

thepunman 11

It's a pun. It's weak of him to do that.

rg350dx 29

No way!

Welshite 39

Aww, crud. I thought a week was five days long; Saturday and Sunday were simply extras we were graciously allowed by our masters *ahem*...bosses.

MrSarcasmic 10

you used week and not weak

_GoodGuy 11

How do you count that fast? It takes me ages to do that.

Llama_Face89 33

13- that was the best you could think of..?

onealmxwilson 18

While it's not particularly funny, I don't think you guys are getting his pun here. He's using word play. Six days is less than a week, but he is also saying it was weak of the boyfriend to do that. The spelling is on purpose.

rg350dx 29

I read it as a drunk Russian whose only thought he could produce was the fact six days was less than a week.

igese 11

Yeah well no shit

Jjimen1654 9

Sinse yall count so fast lets count how many people took this comment literally and completely missed the pun. Its funny how willing you people are to make some one feel dumb for a mediocre pun. *gets ready for thumbs down*

shyeahh_fml 19

I think most people are reading this as "That's less than A week."

Welshite 39

#64: There is a difference between making one feel dumb, and simply verifying one's intelligence. Since*, y'all*, let's*, It's*

rg350dx 29

Let's look at it from both perspectives. Option 1. The commenter simply forgot to put the "A" in his comment rendering it, "That's less than a week" and as a result he would be criticized for poor proofreading skills. Option 2. The commenter was attempting to make a pun off of the words week and weak, which in itself isn't a particularly witty pun, but a pun none the less. Either way, the placement of the letter "A" is the determining factor for the judgment of this comment. Until the commenter clarifies, he is both bad at proofreading as well as mediocre at creating puns, simultaneously. This is essentially Schrödinger's comment.

Ceejay1 13

Just say no to drugs.

rofdoc 14

#72 Well he's called thepunman, so you can take your guess...

CrookedCook 14

man you guys really know how to beat the living hell out of a dead horse.

flockz 19

well ya the horse can't put up a fight. it's too week.

felixshen 18

If that was a pun, it was a pretty week one.

rosaaaa_fml 6

No shit, Sherlock

diaosi 4

Did you do that all in your head?

websphere69 27

In this case, I'd rather say yes to drugs, it might help make some of the "flames" easier to read.,.,

obnum 19

I don't care if it was a pun. It was a really bad one and didn't work in this situation. That's the problem I have with it.

eecarrington 2

Also someone*

jessicajackson_fml 8

You don't say???!!!!

PoisonedLiquor 17

Ugh, I am so glad you were here to do the math. I think I missed this vital class!

jessicajackson_fml 8

Ikr

23Z9TZO 18

Thepunman.. Don't ever change

theninja1800 11

Overly attached boyfriend?

_GoodGuy 11

He's pulling a Mosby. (Hence the How I met your mother reference)

Nevermind212 11

He could be using her.. just a thought

VeganVampyre 26

I actually thought of Friends. When Rachel is pissed off that Ross is getting married, so she proposes to the guy she's only had four dates with. Maybe this guy is annoyed that the woman he really loves is moving on, so he's using OP to prove that he's moved on too.

MrConcise 34

Sitcoms: Helping citizens across the world understand life.

HayJay316 9

Tell him you aren't ready if he really loves you he'll understand if he doesn't restraining orders where made for a reason.

vanessa09865 23

were*

BrookRae 19

That's the only thing you're correcting? They didn't use commas lol.

thepunman 11

These days everything has to be faster. Marry him and divorce two days later.

Beatlemaniac815 7

Or die two days later

Linuxxon 3

If he got money that could work

GetSomeM0 24

you have to be married one year to get a divorce, op would have to get the marriage annulled

MrSarcasmic 10

found yourself a keeper

RodzillaX 30

More like creeper.

mirrorfrost 11

Um...... wow........

Blue_Black_fml 21

You speak words of wisdom, #7..

Mads_1234 28

I think we can all learn from #7 how not to comment on FML.

Joshwarrior 39

I hope you didn't say yes out of shock. How did he propose?

Joshwarrior 39

Awe that's romantic :P

RedPillSucks 31

Actually, they hadn't moved from the spot yet. They were in the ticket line for a rack concert.

tigerisabelle 31

These days, it's YOLO, so marry him then divorce him within 40 hours - you'll break Brittany Spears' record of 55!

thepunman 11

I posted the exact same idea, yet I get a vote down....

Welshite 39

#30: You poor thing.

rg350dx 29

Did you want more down thumbs, 30? Because whining about it isn't going to get you up votes.

Zomg_Okay 26

It's pretty simple, 30. Your comment read like it was a serious suggestion. 11's read like a joke.

RodzillaX 30

Run far far away OP and save yourself.