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Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50667) - you deserved it (2832)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

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Leave his stuff outside for when he gets back/ yard sale and change the locks. Cheating sucks. If you are not happy just leave, but don't stay with the jerk, makes you just as bad.

#1 - On 06/05/2013 at 10:06am by hottay7164

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Send him a message or call saying "don't even bother coming home" and pack his shit up

#2 - On 06/05/2013 at 10:07am by Quaileggs

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