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Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61646) - you deserved it (13455)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

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He's a jackass, you don't need him. That was actually pretty clever of you.

#1 - On 05/31/2013 at 8:08am by jessherself13

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He's the one with no humor. GOOD RIDDANCE.

#2 - On 05/31/2013 at 8:09am by Harpy20

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