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Today, I cut my bangs. When I asked my boyfriend if he liked it he said, "It's like I'm dating a new girl, this way I won't get bored with you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46763) - you deserved it (7609)

On 05/26/2013 at 10:15am - love - by thenewgirlfriend - United States (Texas)

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I'm sure that was a compliment, just a very clumsy one.

#3 - On 05/26/2013 at 12:52pm by maz95

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Invest in some fancy hats and stylish wigs and you can keep him around forever.

#7 - On 05/26/2013 at 12:53pm by Baustigt

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