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Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18846) - you deserved it (68909)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

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Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

#3 - On 05/13/2013 at 3:29am by Eliseopwns

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Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

#2 - On 05/13/2013 at 3:28am by CrissyyyS2

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