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Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML


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On 05/03/2013 at 1:16am - love - by SingleStrongArm - Canada (Ontario)

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I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.

#1 - On 05/03/2013 at 6:21am by Hiimhaileypotter

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That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.

#2 - On 05/03/2013 at 6:22am by davidlyster

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