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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51178) - you deserved it (6809)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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Obviously a sweet, normal guy with no anger issues.

#6 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:28pm by gc327072

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....And that would be the end of the relationship for me. Tell that asshole to take a fucking walk, everyone deserves more respect than that. :p

#7 - On 04/28/2013 at 7:29pm by Dracoboxer357

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