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Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (5870)

On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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That would drive me insane, OP! We should just automatically assume it's a standard that when your wife wants sex, you give her sex. Perhaps if you clutched him the right way, he'd see the mistake he's made.

#1 - On 04/23/2013 at 12:55pm by FreshPie

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Guess he'd rather work on his hotrod than get hot with his rod

#16 - On 04/23/2013 at 1:03pm by rg350dx

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