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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42782) - you deserved it (6740)

On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Don't negotiate with terrorists

#9 - On 04/19/2013 at 9:32pm by sweatypandalove

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How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

#6 - On 04/19/2013 at 9:27pm by ElementaryEdGuy

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