By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

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GrammarNazis 6

Doesn't matter got a blow..... Oh wait....

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RadikulRam 16

Pray think before you post another message, #1.

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SlapAndTickle 20

Gross. Maybe you could encourage him to take a shower everyday with ********. He'll be sqeaky clean in no time.

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MrClean17 15

I take showers everyday and only get blow jobs every once in a while. It's not fair. On a side note I'm surprised anyone who hasn't showered for two weeks even has has a significant other

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SquishFish 15

Your profile goes perfectly with your comment

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Numerion 6

#27 I absolutely understand you :( I am in the same situations...I even trim and shave and whatnot...

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SingleDT846_CRD 6

Will there be diminishing return in that case?? Lol...

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Damian95 16

Rub a dub dub. Fun in the tub.

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SerendipityRose 26

I'm with #3 on this one... No part of my anatomy would go near that kind of dirty, much less putting my mouth on it. I certainly don't want to be within sniffing distance of something that reeks of crotch rot & ball sweat.

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solosohigh 15

how about a ******** in the shower.... after you wash it.

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wlddog 14

I think I just fell in love.

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sig4life 18

I believe that calls for showering in the morning before work, and the evening before bed.

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AshaaFerreira 22

Agreed! Actually the shower is my favourite place to give bjs to my fiancé lol

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Abenti 8

He's just trying to make this a win-win situation.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

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kzai 16

Was it before or after the shower that you gave him his "reward" ?

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MidnaLink 33

I really hope after the shower, 'cause that'd just be nazzzty!

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chowE_fml 4

This is where the saying "clean as a whistle" derived from. Honey, it isn't going to blow itself.

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Petrichor_fml 7

How is it possible to be clean if you haven't bathed in two weeks?

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bombtastic 10

what, he didnt scrub and use body wash?

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Petrichor_fml 7

How are you going to use body wash if you have not bathed or taken a shower in two weeks? It defeats the purpose

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SuzeDee 9

Not only does your life suck, it stinks, too!

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