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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60788) - you deserved it (5877)

On 04/17/2013 at 2:14am - love - by rawdoglyfe69 - United States (Montana)

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2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

#2 - On 04/17/2013 at 10:02am by HowieDoIt

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Let me guess. She told you she wanted to wait until marriage.

#5 - On 04/17/2013 at 10:02am by NoorFML

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