Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

by rawdoglyfe69 / 04/17/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Montana) / Love

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  • 2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

    #2 - On 04/17/2013 at 10:02am by HowieDoIt

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  • Let me guess. She told you she wanted to wait until marriage.

    #5 - On 04/17/2013 at 10:02am by NoorFML

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