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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58217) - you deserved it (4781)

On 04/16/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by fucklife - United States (District of Columbia)

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you dont wanna be with a girl that unreasonable and crazy

#1 - On 04/16/2013 at 5:42pm by onerandomtask

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Wacko girlfriend... If she's that silly then i approve that break up.

#2 - On 04/16/2013 at 5:43pm by simplysarcastics

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