Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
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Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
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linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
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homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
fml121785 14
It's hard to move on and find a new love interest when you have an asshole ex who still calls you up and ***** with your head like that! It's like opening up an old wound, all emotions come rushing right back. :/ I think it's time to block his number from your phone OP, for your own sanity.
Palirose 22
Honestly...if I were OP after having him do that. I'd dust myself off and be look good riddance to immaturity. OP dodged a bullet there.
WrongRomance 11
I would say to date his best friend, but that would sound bad and there is a good chance they have a lot in common. Just wait for a better guy to come :) Keep your chin up.
SlapAndTickle 20
No wonder why your name is WongRomance.
WrongRomance 11
*WrongRomance, but thanks for playing :)
Palirose 22
36...please do not have a relationship ...until you are mature enough to understand how stupid and disrespectful your comment is. Infact try thinking about how you would feel if your best friend dated an ex you loved. Doesnt feel too nice does it?
WrongRomance 11
Oh god, calm down. It was sarcasm. I suppose you ignored the rest of my comment.
WrongRomance 11
Just some insight for you, my ex is dating who WAS my bestfriend.
SlapAndTickle 20
It's not easy being illiterate you know.
SlapAndTickle 20
^That's sarcasm. Yours sounded like a really dumb suggestion.
daliagrande 17
At least you first asked before confessing you're still in love with him. Then you would really embarrass yourself.
Wizardo 33
Holy shit another bitch fight on FML, you all need to back off and review your lives right now because when you do I'm sure you will see the problems with it, sheesh.
linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
oj101 33
Why can't we just all get along? Why is there so much spite in this world?
chelseaaababyyy 17
I ask myself this question every day.
zandalee 19
Even my Polly-Anna attitude has been shaken by what happened in Boston today. :(
jojimugo 20
That's cause jackasses like OP boyfriend exist, if you can get rid of douchbags like him then we can get along
Freeze_fml 16
The world needs love.
zilla52 12
sounds like a asshole your better without. him find a man that cares about you
andyyroxx 20
An* You're* I can't even begin on the second half.
kiwienne 21
- him and start with "Find". Wasn't that hard, #27? And I agree, #4 :)
dontpanic_fml 32
Judging from 4's profile he's obtained zero concept of punctuation placement.
theunbeatableram 3
Not to mention the picture.... I'm gonna have nightmares. (It's a joke. I know that's not him) o_o
lambda_fml 40
If anything, this incident should help you forget him by remembering what an asswipe he was.
ohdangkids 10
well, at least you know what a douchewaffle he is.
karlcolt45 19
so far In the past two days, FML has discovered two psychic women! astounding!
gimmicksz 9
What does that have to do with this fml? A girl posted it....or are you calling her psychotic for still being in love? Either way....invalid
karlcolt45 19
my friend I meant psychic like a fortune teller, and that was in reference to her premonition about him joking.
andyyroxx 20
22- Don't speak.
oj101 33
I hate giving this terribly cliche, overused piece of advice, but in the long term you really will be better off. You'll find a boyfriend who will treat and make you feel like a princess and although you might not be able to see it now, you will be glad to have broken up with that spiteful loser once you fully develop hindsight.
PUSSYFACE 13
He still have feelings for you, he is just playing hard to get, u too try to turn it around by playing hard to get. Ignore him.
chelseaaababyyy 17
No, she should'nt waste her time on someone so childish.
MathildeDamm 17
I cant take your comment serious because of you username.
jelly713 19
9, I think you're really a girl who put her gender as male on here, probably due to your username. I can't take your advice seriously because it's something a middle/high school girl does. Really think about what you said & why it's not worth following what you said. It would not work for OP in her situation.
Pussycat86 18
Well who knows? Maybe pussy face is right and OP gave him a reaction that scared him! And men can be childish u know! Besides we don't know how old is OP's boyfriend
zandalee 19
So glad you asked if it was a joke before saying yes, yes, yes. Now that would have been worse! He's an immature asshole. Now you know.