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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38868) - you deserved it (3657)

On 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.

#1 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:52pm by Ali_Br

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Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me.

Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?

You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)

#3 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:54pm by perdix

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