Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 12:02pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Love
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Change your locks. He can buy his own coffee maker.
#1 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:52pm by Ali_Br
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Sounds legit. As a fellow caffeine addict, this makes perfect sense to me.
Sure, there's the heartache of losing you, but why should he suffer the caffeine-withdrawal headache, too?
You may not be together anymore, but you still can grind with him ;)
#3 - On 04/15/2013 at 4:54pm by perdix
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