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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38217) - you deserved it (18125)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:52am - love - by Wow (woman) - United States

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Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.

#1 - On 04/11/2013 at 12:45pm by laurenlovesjb

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I guess you can say that this plan...
*lowers monocle*
Back-fired.

#4 - On 04/11/2013 at 12:53pm by Sir_ND_Pity

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