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Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (4016)

On 03/29/2013 at 7:12am - love - by artist (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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"It's what you'd look like if you weren't so damned beautiful."
Instant pickup-line.

#4 - On 03/29/2013 at 2:03pm by Pleonasm

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I spent two hours shading your upper lip

#7 - On 03/29/2013 at 2:05pm by ogatasan

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