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Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49672) - you deserved it (3494)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Hellosinglelife (man) - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)

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"Post liked by ex-best friend"

#1 - On 03/28/2013 at 9:37pm by Termites

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Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.

#3 - On 03/28/2013 at 9:38pm by snufflebubble

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