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Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49839) - you deserved it (6536)

On 03/22/2013 at 1:28am - love - by eww. (woman) - Australia

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But I thought good looking people were flawless. WTF?

#2 - On 03/22/2013 at 6:49am by FreshPie

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Ewwww nasty!!

#1 - On 03/22/2013 at 6:49am by seeoseek

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