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Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML


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On 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Well at least now you're thinking of how much of a bitch she is instead of being depressed about your ex boyfriend

#3 - On 03/12/2013 at 6:30pm by Pleonasm

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Perhaps what she was trying to say was that you shouldn't be wasting your time thinking about someone who doesn't want to be with you because you deserve better than that.

Or maybe your mom is just a bitch.

#7 - On 03/12/2013 at 6:33pm by GigaPudding

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