Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Today, I realized all of my boyfriend's and my dirty messages were being sent to my mom because I'd logged into messenger on her phone once without logging out. She sat me down and said, "I know your mouth's been on his wee wee." FML
Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Top comments
wowlolreally 12
Time to get your hot now single self out there
cutiepie292929 18
He has some mommy issues it looks like.
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Comments (90)
wowlolreally 12
Time to get your hot now single self out there
CareFace 16
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How do you know OP is hot?! What if he is just looking at pictures of Milfs, too? Breaking up with someone for looking at **** is over the top.
Enslaved 38
It isn't just ****. It's a dating site on Craig's list. "Looking for a good lay".
accioshannon 17
It's not looking at ****, it's searching for women to have sex with...
CareFace 16
You're not gonna get nudes from a milf thats not eager for a good lay..
Synistiel 14
11- Dude don't be so ******* rude. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She/he is hot in someone's eyes. And some people don't like their partner masturbating over ****, simply because they may think they can't satisfy them, among other things. This isn't **** anyway, so you should probably thoroughly read an FML before commenting.
enormouselephant 15
Who knows? Sometimes I like to search for 'loud, hairy, Asian male elephant', doesn't mean I'm cheating on Horton, I just like fantasizing.
cutiepie292929 18
He has some mommy issues it looks like.
Voij 16
Could be worse. He could also be a secret crossdresser who likes to act like a single mother looking for a good lay.
CueTheMusic 22
He must be pretty dumb to let you on his computer without deleting history, or using incognito browsing! Don't assume the worst straightaway but if he is cheating, get rid of his ass.
enbliss 10
it was in his email, even if he was using incognito it wouldn't hide his emails that he sent
SirCharles83 13
No, no it wasn't in his email. Fail.
kkrazyangel 16
If he isn't cheating then its either cause he's planning to or he's just not able to do so. Theres no "assuming the worst" here lol she should dump him straight off the bat.
anabuddy123 10
I hope you confronted him about it?
karlcolt45 19
he's clearly making sure your mom is staying faithful to your father. vigilant boyfriend if you ask me Hahahaha
kenleybunch 15
Nice save!!
Pleonasm 36
He is just trying to sell his new patented cooling mattress: designed for comfort and to keep the body at a cool temperature, because being too warm stops you from sleeping correctly.
Welshite 40
That's what I search for when looking for a good lay. Strangely, when I try the mattresses out the owners feel it necessary to join me in bed. Then they insist on wrestling to prove the durability of the mattress. It's all very fun!
gc327072 31
Huh. And I thought only IT guys got laid on the job.
RedPillSucks 33
Is it lay, or lie? Either way, expect him to lie about these lay.
Ukeee_X 19
Bring out some mother/younger male role play, as I'm guessing you're not single (or a mother).
Ukeee_X 19
Let me clarify, not incest role play. Unless he's into that...
accioshannon 17
...What?
plaguer 26
She's talking about age play. It's pretty popular, most people know it mostly because of the "Daddy Dom/Little Girl" pairing. She's suggesting OP enters a Mommy role during sex, as it appears her (ex?) boyfriend is into older women.
enbliss 10
why would she try to seduce him by roleplay after finding out her boyfriend is trying to sleep with other women behind her back?
Obey_StudBoii 23
You just don't get it do you?
kishorekumar_a 10
7 - The problem is not his sexual preference, but that he is already cheating or is willing to cheat on OP.
docscientist 10
And what seven seems to be suggesting is that he wasn't looking to cheat but for an outlet to fantasize about that role.
Albanic 7
Definitely confront!
Conasaur 8
Maybe he just wants to lay them down and tell them about how selling there body on Craigslist is not the way to go! That or he is just trying to sell his new child behavioral CD to help moms everywhere.
Synistiel 14
I think I say this for everyone when I say I seriously doubt that.
mangoboy1 19
Make a fake Craigslist listing similar to that without letting him know and use a different contact and photo and when he calls the number answer say its over.
Freethaawave 19
After you screen through all the other guys calling that number? How many guys will OP end up saying "its over" to?
perdix 31
#14, that's the premise of "Escape (The Piña Colada song)," except instead of breaking up, they just laughed it off and had some piña coladas!
BellaBelle_fml 23
23 - She knows his phone number, or has it in her phone's contacts. Even though she would be using a different phone with a different number than the one that he calls her on, she could have his number memorized or written down so she could just look at the phone numbers that are calling her and only answer the one with his phone number. It's very plausible and would be an excellent way to break up with him because he would know that she knew exactly what he was doing behind her back.