Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
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funnyguy2697 6
good thing youre not married yet
HowAreYouToday 34
I think if they were married, the boyfriend/husband wouldn't have been so freaked out.
RpiesSPIES 27
#7 iirc, there's another FML where someone's fiance is hiding her and her kid's existance from his parents... So it can still get worse for OP.
DyslexicPanda 12
Yea 43, it makes me wonder if this fml is just someone's attempt at rewording and reposting that fml
fml121785 14
Well, they live in Pakistan too so it might be highly frowned upon or against his families beliefs.
Cilleemaan 4
True, if they were married, the boyfriend/husband wouldn't have been so freaked out about this. But he would be getting freaked out about other similar things in life. Do you really want to live with a guy who 1) doesn't take precautions against unwanted events and 2) cannot handle unwanted events. If you stay together, getting pregnant "accidentally" is not going to be the last unwanted event in your lives. But since there is a child involved, maybe go for counseling. He could benefit from some "cognitive behavior therapy".
gerzayngh 5
Smart boyfriend
VannahJane 17
I hope thats sarcasm
xxmollyxx 25
I'm sure he was deadly serious
CareFace 16
Obviously not #22... His parents would probably not let him see his girlfriend for a week if they found out...!
PuggieKid 22
Said no one ever.
Yourheadache 19
hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband....., I think he's protecting you, because... they're rapin everybody out there.
felipe87 2
Lets hope that the genius from the father does not get passed down to the kid.
klutz44 28
This is what Lifetime Movies are made of. "The Hidden Child - man hides his son's existence from his parents for 18 years"
FlamingTacos 7
Sounds like a flawless plan to me
hilda_kitty 16
Your name and picture is simply wonderful.
megank12 17
I hope your child doesn't get his or her intelligence from your boyfriend. Good luck!
chottu 16
What??? I really feel for you OP, the father of your child is acting like a child :( Tell him he needs to approach this situation with maturity because if he thinks that he can get away with hiding a kid from his parents he's not showing the responsibility that a soon to be father needs to have.
chlorinegreen 27
He's acting like a child!?! He probably IS A CHILD!! Lol I mean he can't even tell his parents because he will get in trouble. I'm 22 and not pregnant, and if I got pregnant I wouldn't be in trouble but would be looked down upon more then anything.
chottu 16
I'm a big believer in taking responsibility of your actions. He's 20, the moment he turned 18 he ceased being a minor and became an adult. He engaged in a (debatably) "adult" activity and got her pregnant. If he was adult enough to get her pregnant he should be man enough to hold his head up high and tell his parents. I guarantee his parents will have a more positive reaction than if they find out their son is hiding a grandchild somewhere and thinks he can get away with it.
fantasyworld 37
He's an adult his parents' opinions shouldn't matter.
laurenlovesjb 20
I hope the kid doesn't get his brains.
Cbizzlez 10
This is in Pakistan... Don't people from there breed like rabbits?
Cbizzlez 10
Evidentially not
lilhellian 26
Atleast she isn't getting stoned, so maybe there's some hope for the kid..
lochiamochia 25
If this is in Pakistan .... I'm confused as to why OP [as a female] isn't more afraid of HER parents/family finding out.
lilhellian 26
Just because op is in pakistan doesn't mean op is a muslim.. She could have move there...
ColbyGB 13
Your boyfriend's a smart one
samcro3 8
And to think you let him impregnate you...
HowieDoIt 21
Hey it worked for Arnold for a long time!