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Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25752) - you deserved it (5307)

On 03/07/2013 at 10:53pm - love - by hoolabaloo (woman) - India (Gujarat)

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This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?

#3 - On 03/08/2013 at 6:01am by electrorange

See in context

+185 | 9

Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.

#2 - On 03/08/2013 at 5:59am by holagranola

See in context

+91 | 12

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