Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
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Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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electrorange 13
This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?
holagranola 15
Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.
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Comments (74)
Rommel1942 9
Well. The insensitive award goes to...
CareFace 16
ORRR he read it, and was trying to act all "tough" and wanted her to tell him in person cause he's a hopless romantic. Don't get me wrong, I agree 100% he is insensitive; he probably "treats 'em mean, keeps 'em keen".
upyourzlolz 11
Did your penis take that picture?
JenkJenks 6
That's a different take on a dick pic
CareFace 16
Sure...
Epikouros 31
OP is the insensitive one. Don't dump a long, emotional letter on someone if you don't know whether he's interested in you. As romantic as it seems superficially, it represents a lack of empathy.
tjv3 10
Umm maybe he hates reading or doesn't read well?
holagranola 15
Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.
wlddog 14
Some people are just not readers. He may end up being her Romeo, but is too afraid to admit he doesnt know how to read.
electrorange 13
This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?
MrSassypants 33
I just kind of skimmed it and it says something about courage, feelings, love, and crap.
upyourzlolz 11
Crap you say? Well then, you know its a SHITTY SITUATION.
Cartera 10
20 - YOU SON OF A BITCH!
etchsanity1 11
29 - I completely pictured your panda yelling that lol
happle 21
20- Every deer looks at you with contempt.
Imhere4fml 24
Except me, deer.
CammyGal 26
You deserve someone better anyway.
p36288 17
Maybe he has finished reading and want to hear you say it again
klutz44 28
That's optimistic!
Ultimate_No 7
I think that kind of stuff means more when it's spoken, anyways.
twaumat 28
I'm sorry op:(
DocBastard 38
You loved him in a note? I'm afraid I don't understand. How does one love someone in a long note? Doesn't anyone care about dangling participles anymore??
shoopd 19
Clearly, you have never seen the video for "Take On Me".
whostolemylama 12
Actually I am confused. The word loved modifies the man and not the note because the word loved acts as an appositive and not a dangling participle.
gc327072 30
Doc your comment is way too long, can you tell me what it says?
jett0001 13
It's a technology driven world, next time send him a audio clip! But, seriously sorry to hear that OP; nothing beats hand written in my book.
Pyapi 20
I wish I could say that. Everyone complains about my handwriting being horrible, no matter how much I practice
plugh 1
Did you start out with a lot of subtlety progressing into a few paragraphs of Twillight references before getting to anything a guy would consider a point? or did you just start "Hey man, I really like you and this is what I think we should do...". In the former case I would be inclined to say YDI...