By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
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electrorange 13

This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?

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holagranola 15

Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.

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buddy51 23

... and another note, an hour later, saying the same thing. Rinse. Repeat. Let go of this douche-nozzle now while you're still able to!

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Axel5238 29

Sorry to hear that OP. Though a long love note can be weird especially if you didn't know the person pretty well.

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Enslaved 36

TL DR? Did you ramble on for 17 pages, front and back?

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Enslaved 36

Dang you're right! You must be a bigger "Friends" fan than me.(:

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Haha, I've seen it too many times ;) ^^

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CharresBarkrey 15

You fell asLeep?!

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charvisioku 22

Well he's right IMO... if you don't have the balls to tell him properly how do you expect to have any kind of relationship?

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DocBastard 38

A) OP doesn't have any kind of balls. B) Love letters are a time-honoured method of confessing unrequited love. C) What the hell are you talking about?

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ManInTheMachine 19

Doc, you're starting to sound like a romantic. What happened to your old, bitter, senile persona? Maybe under all of those liver spots and wrinkles, you're just a nice guy after all. :)

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missababgaga 19

If he is dislexic, I understand why he wouldn't want to read a long note. However, there are MUCH nicer ways to communicate that to you than what he did! Sorry OP!

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sugarshane007 20

Well damn Rachel, can you blame him, about the back of page 3, Ross fell asleep!!

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SuperDanielNL 23

Never date an analphabetic monkey. Words to live by.

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hapido 14

Well, you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!

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perdix 29

It took him a half-hour to decide that the note was too long? Are you sure he's not illiterate?

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beej821410 6

He may be and just waited what he felt seemed like the right amount of time to read it.

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Ameel_fml 19

Just how long was the note though? Are we talking 1-2 pages.....or something ridiculous like 20 pages?

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