Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML
Today, my husband decided to be helpful and do all the laundry, including pre-treating all the stains. He felt that Clorox Clean-Up with Bleach would be the most effective. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
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MelTheGreat 23
I hope he showers and doesn't use the same method on himself.
MrBrightside21 20
At least his intentions were clean.
firefighter925 18
hmm maybe he did that on purpose to get out of doing the laundry lol GENIUS!!
katiedoll6 7
At least he tried
Koalacatcher 9
Ewwwwwww
perdix 29
Good thing you didn't come home ten minutes earlier and find him manually flushing the shower.
Shenanigans9 8
I think the question is why the OP has powdered babies in their house.
99megster 15
Hahaha! Don't worry 4, I get your spongebob reference.
SherBear133 7
Genius. He may not seem like one at first glance...but looks like he just suckered you into doing his laundry ;)
frankito13_fml 3
Dang it! I was going to make a comment like this, but I had to log on, then validate my email...and then you beat me to it.
picante72 24
Always be logged in #9 Commenting takes ninja reflexes, quick wit, and page refreshes. Never hesitate.
interesting33 36
Teach him??
moimoimoi125_fml 11
My thought exactly :p
MuseFan1991 14
sometimes the man can't be taught. god knows mine can't.
alycion 38
I found half of the time people do stuff this stupid isn't because they need to be taught. They want to scare everyone off from ever asking them to do that chore again.
Sputnikspak 13
74- That was my little brother's method for getting out of doing literally anything. Dishes, laundry, mowing the lawn... Just do it so badly and completely ignore all attempts at teaching that they give up! As a result of that and my own very over active conscience, I ended up doing all of the domestic stuff at a young age. You probably don't find too many 12 year olds these days who came home from school and did laundry and prepared dinner while doing homework...
Rababco 29
@87 Sounds like my little brother, he can never seem to do his jobs right, he either forgets to do them or he screws up.
kinky44 28
Wait, that doesn't work?
ShyAnn29 14
No wonder people look at me weird when I go out somewhere!
Cbizzlez 10
If I were him I would've done that on purpose to get out of laundry
frankito13_fml 3
Don't be fooled. This man knows exactly how to do laundry. But by acting like he's a complete screw-up, he made you worry about it, so now you're doing it yourself to make sure it gets done right, forever. This man is brilliant.
eyesmile27 7
Men are stupid. Some of them have some common sense though, unfortunately, that's not so in your case. He seems like an idiot, and I really hope he showers like a normal person otherwise you are going to be living in Stinkville, population you, mr. Smelly - the mayor and all your walking furniture that will soon abandon you.