Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML
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Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML
Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, stopping at a rest plaza, the cashier at Wendy’s asked my best friend if I was her mom. We are only two years apart. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right
zingline89 18
So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.
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Comments (122)
reddawn1985 12
First!!!
Pinkpoogle 3
Are you new to FML? You're going to be down voted into hell for this... We don't care if you're first. I know, I know, the excitement of being first must have gotten to you. Please, don't do it again. We don't care.
HowieDoIt 21
Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right
iAlissa 34
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
The classic cold shoulder.
Whaaaaaat734 6
8- I think that went over your head.
iAlissa 34
Once again - yep. Long day. I accept defeat
Phoebe_Buffay 14
Your picture goes so well with your comment
tjv3 10
Wow I'm not thinking this is cool. I would be suspicious that he is getting more than food at Wendy's
fluffykhan_23 4
70- You don't say?
greenmen 12
One reason girls can't take a joke
finnrambo 13
Sorry but those sunglasses crack me up
Coolio8567 5
damn straight
SakataGintoki 9
Wow, he sounds like a dick. I hope he was just joking around about that :/
kxxjoejoexxk 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I say guys get it to rough half the time we get accused of cheating for even having dinner with a close female friend
klutz44 28
This wasn't a close female friend. This was "the hot girl from work". Big difference.
vehementbitch 4
What a bitchtard!
AKGirlinSD 20
I'm with 96. OP's boyfriend should have asked if his girlfriend if she didn't mind him going to lunch with a female friend. Instead, he went to Wendy's home and added how hot she was. That's s huge red flag. I'm hoping he didn't cheat but it is hard to not assume that.
Kazenoe 24
You really shouldn't have to ask for your gf's permission for going out on a lunch with a workmate. Doubt he's cheating, otherwise he wouldn't be so open about it... StilI, why even joke about it to your gf? Would leave me feeling insecure too.
SunAndMoon427 12
110, there is a difference between going out to lunch with someone and going to another females house without your girlfriend knowing, and then mentioning how hot she is just adds insult to injury.
ocramavaf 15
I don't think the hotness or closeness of the female friend is particularly relevant to the matter at hand, if he wanted to cheat he would have kept his mouth shut about it, plus just because one is in a relationship with someone and thinks another person attractive does not mean they are planning to **** that person and at the end of the day it comes down to trust if she trusts him good, if not... well not so good.
Jacksparrow72 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just because ha had lunch with a girl doesn't mean he cheated. Maybe they are just doing work stuff.
Pinkpoogle 3
Yeah... "Work stuff" ;)
haileemarie7 6
Either way, going to a woman's house without telling your girlfriend is incredibly sketchy.
wlddog 14
He did 12.... He told her and she wrote an FML about it.
hannaaaahr 33
also, calling a girl he spends time with a 'hot chick' wasn't very nice towards OP
Always_Me7 6
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ironichalibut 24
Yeah, maybe some kind of "job" was getting done. Probably not the kind you're thinking of though.
wlddog 14
Its not rude to say that some else is hot too.
LolFMLnot 10
Well , he was "eating" something in her house.
Ryan_Jaxson 8
All these overly attached girlfriends
Squizanaught 8
They were probably just getting down to bussiness.
cttwtr 10
He's told her enough times that this time she thought to tease him about how often he goes to Wendy's. If this is the first time the GF has mentioned burgers and frosties in response to Wendy's, that's a miscommunication.
randii_17 11
I was about to thumb-down this comment, but I saw it had 69 down votes already... Too perfect.
MandyDoll 11
I took care of that #95, number 70
Ayeasha 7
79. Your picture gets me all the time when I'm reading comments.
RinaVampire31 18
Sketchy..
OneNightStander 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh! Really?? Like that hasn't been posted already...
TheAbstract 15
That doesn't make it any less true. Besides, if you want to be technical about it then every word in your comment has been previously posted by someone else. Hell, I'm sure someone has posted the exact same comment at one point. Don't be a party pooper or else someone will poop on you.
kitsuneluvuh 12
Dump his ass.
Jonaahhhh 12
Oh. My. God. What an ingenious idea!! I've never seem a comment like this.
Zomg_Okay 26
Instead of burying these commenters, we should just beat them with the shovels, I reckon.
perdix 29
Maybe he's getting tired of eating furburgers. Probably not.
Attica 20
72: Someone is sensitive
Attica 20
I didn't realize Furburgers were a menu option at Wendy's. And all this time I've been ordering Baconators...
zingline89 18
So he WAS eating out after all. Giggity.
Jonaahhhh 12
Don't worry. Im sure Wendy is a Thick burger.
Ultimate_No 7
I doubt he'd cheat and then just blatantly say they that he did. Maybe he's just messing with you.
rattusrattus 18
I dunno, maybe he is a bit of a twit? Or lacks a brain-to-mouth filter?
whyusofat 17
Or maybe he actually just had lunch.