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Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35330) - you deserved it (5954)

On 02/27/2013 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Oh, he got a "Frosty" all right

#2 - On 02/27/2013 at 4:30pm by HowieDoIt

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So he WAS eating out after all.

Giggity.

#11 - On 02/27/2013 at 4:35pm by zingline89

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