crétin-crédule
Isle, France
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
She stole your heart, now she stole your phone...
kittenmeownyan 18
Probably not the smartest move, maybe vocalise that you wanted her number. Fyl
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kittenmeownyan 18
Probably not the smartest move, maybe vocalise that you wanted her number. Fyl
ShyAnn29 14
Yeah, usually when someone hands me something, they're giving it to me, next time just ask for the girls number.
damn_homie 2
Should've ran after her ass.
Misswildsides 22
It's unfortunate OP got their phone stolen, but I'm glad they didn't give her their number and get things going with her. Who knows what else she would have stolen if they got close.
Corrupt_waffles 13
She could have been really air headed and scatter brained and since the doors were about to close she didn't want to miss her stop and she got off without thinking, taking the phone with her by accident.
stolencookie 17
I thought guys enjoyed the chase! Well, guess not literally...
Sandsh8rk 36
She stole your heart, now she stole your phone...
zombieslayer83 19
This is a great country song in the making.
AKGirlinSD 20
Shouldn't there be a dog, truck, and beer involved too? I agree though, I thought it was a line from a country song as well.
zombieslayer83 19
What OP didn't mention, was that he chased her and she jumped into a truck with a dog in the back in front of the beer store.
sharpshooter19 8
Dam that girl's good
Wimoweh 10
How's this for the chorus, *ahem*: "She stole my heart, Then she stole my phone! I thought it was over, But then she followed me home." I'm sorry I can't think of any more, but I'll leave that to you guys.
deepunder 17
Adding to #120. "She took my beer" "And sunk my career" "Yelled loud" "So i couldn't hear" CHORUS- "She mooched my food" "She was very rude" "She ate my cat" "She was in a bad mood" More people should add to the song!!
DontSaveMe 16
Later that night We got into a fight I called her a creep Because she watched me sleep *CHORUS* She gave back my phone But said it was still her own Now I know what she meant... I found the disturbing pictures that had been sent O.O *CHORUS* Can't think of any more, is that any good? '3'
RougeRamirez 8
And that's when you chased her.. right?
lovelyohhmee 8
Imagine just when he was about to, the doors closed.
Archay 13
I imagine op happened to be a Olympic runner chased her down forced her for her number took his phone then delete the number right in her face while manically laughing then he trips and launches the phone across the subway and it gets run over by a train. The end.
A_nonny_moose1 28
fml the follow up?
mkcontrollers 11
#48 Who has the time to type all that? You sir need a new hobby
Mauskau 35
77, says the one that can't design nice looking controllers. Perhaps you should get a new hobby.
happle 21
77 How long does it take you to type a few sentences? O.o
BronayPonay 6
80, while I don't necessarilly agree with 77's comment, they do have some cool controllers. Don't go poking fun at someone just for the sake of a comeback. Same goes for 77.
Archay 13
77- Took me like 2 minutes to type that.
NicaLovesDisney 17
48/104, your picture almost perfectly describes how I'm feeling about 77's comment.
thrashtildeath 9
why did you have to mention the same person twice?
teamlightskin 14
At least you saw her true colors now rather you finding out further down the road. I hope you at least tried to go after her. Better luck next time!
picante72 24
Yeah better now with the $200 cellphone than the house, car, half your pension, alimony, child support, and a decade of your young life.
gc327072 30
Unfortunately, that's precisely what happened to my stepdad. :(
mega20913 8
How could you have a conversation with somebody and still feel comfortable (for lack of a better word) robbing them
Ameel_fml 19
I'm wondering how could you have a conversation with a stranger and still feel comfortable giving them your phone.
Lionesse 15
Some people make a living off doing things like this. You asked how they feel comfortable robbing someone after talking to them, well it's simple. They talk to you, to see if your guard drops, if it does, then they grab whatever they were aiming for and bail. They feel no remorse (I had a camera stolen from me that way) ... Or maybe the person that stole the OP's phone isn't a professional.. But instead saw an opportunity... And took it. Who knows.
phatdaddy62 23
Really? Just because some random chick on the subway gave you a Boner, you handed her your phone? You really deserve it!
ChristinaAAR 14
What's wrong with trying to make new acquaintances? Just because he thinks she's attractive, he's all of a sudden a pervert? Stop being so naïve.
gc327072 30
6- well ya gotta start somewhere!
therealslim 15
He didn't say he was a perv, 32
EnterAUsername_fml 5
Look on the bright side... you know the number of the phone she took. Call her. If she's interested in you it may be a weird game, but if she doesn't answer, your phone service provider can track her to an exact location if GPS-capable, or within 10 meters if not.
hama806 19
You were blinded by her beauty which prevented good judgement??? Nope, just no common sense.
Zforya 10
Looks can be deceiving. Lesson learned.
photoquilty 6
Good thing you know the number. Now you can call her.