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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (2100)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

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Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

#1 - On 02/25/2013 at 10:17am by mike3775

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I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 10:19am by pheebs314

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