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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me out after I spelt "realised" with an S instead of a Z. It wouldn't have been so bad, if we weren't both British, if he hadn't called me an "illiterate idiot", and if he hadn't muttered "family of morons" when my mum backed me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (4288)

On 02/23/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by singleandthankful (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

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It's so annoying when people are arrogant and rude on top of being blatantly wrong...

#3 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:23pm by Vidrill

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That's when you call him a dumbass. With a S.

#6 - On 02/23/2013 at 9:25pm by poodle_juice

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