Today, after nearly six weeks of seeing a nice girl, we finally decided to make it official. Two hours later, she pulled out a bridal magazine and not-so-casually asked me which wedding location I thought was the nicest. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
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alyspar2 5
Run while you can.
infamous1212 10
I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.
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alyspar2 5
Run while you can.
PuggieKid 22
Well that escalated quickly!
SirCharles83 13
Another stage 5 clinger. Hope you can run fast.
Supergirl1988 16
It's when your walking down the street holding hands and she starts humming the wedding march, that's when you worry.
tjv3 10
Yes OP Run and run FAST
_krystallynn_ 11
a lot of girls dream about their wedding. it doesnt mean shes obsessed with you. give it a little time to make sure shes not crazy before you dump her.
cmbar831 14
Maybe she just wanted an opinion..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Don't be silly. That's ridiculous! She obviously wanted to get married as soon as possible!
THuD29 4
She might be joking but take caution
malkavian_mad 13
It was not a very funny joke. More like the perfect way to lose a guy.
infamous1212 10
I hear going to Jamaica is the "in" place to go. As in, be like Usain Bolt and run.
gc327072 30
So just what exactly are Usain they should do?
marcranger 28
That OP should Bolt, of course.
DaftDude 11
You guys never seem to -run- out of puns, do ya?
mk58 31
24: It's a punny world out there.
Stealthed 8
Why'd Jamaica the combo stop 33? :(
Journiexo 18
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!
Omfgitsmia 15
Get out while you still can lol
Wizardo 33
We salute another fallen comrade, they go so young...
Wizardo 33
Also, a wise man once said "make like a tree... and get outta here!"
NickaPLZ 26
Boondock Saints. Best movie ever. But I believe the actual line is "Why don't you make like a tree... And get the FOOK out of here!"
Wizardo 33
Lol I was actually referring to Biff from Back to the future but boondock saints works too :)
Ibeatmyself 3
Calmly looking into her eyes and say I don't believe in marriage until everyone is aloud to ....it's working out pretty good for Brad Pitt
9lashes 15
allowed*
luckyd880 12
Angelina is the one that won't marry until everyone is allowed to. But it's working out for her!
outoftown 26
She offically disagrees with your definition of "official."
danial1214 21
Tell her you are not ready to make it THAT official.
dr_snow_bear 29
I'll distract her! RUN BRO!