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Today, the guy I like asked me out for the first time. It's a good thing he did it over Facebook, because I started shaking and almost threw up. I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week. FML

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On 02/20/2013 at 2:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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If you can resist the puking, I think the vibrations will be beneficial for other 'activities'

#1 - On 02/20/2013 at 10:14am by Docbee

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Don't make the mistake another OP made and get shit-faced drunk to "calm your nerves".

Take deep breaths, practice conversation with yourself if it helps. Talk to friends, family, etc. about it if they have experience.

If all else fails, do some breathing and yoga exercises before the date. It helps calm you down pretty well.

Good luck.

#3 - On 02/20/2013 at 10:15am by ManInTheMachine

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