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Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47441) - you deserved it (5201)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by imnotTHATlonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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Oh dude, what a bitch.
Well you should sign THEM up for some porn site.

#3 - On 05/18/2009 at 8:53pm by ohhhhshizzz

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um, wow
that's really unfortunate?
on the bright side maybe you'll finally find your special someone =)

first :D

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 8:53pm by rissyboo4

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