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Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (3627)

On 02/19/2013 at 6:07pm - love - by Forever alone Guy - Australia (Victoria)

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She didn't have to ask anything. Gay people have relationships too, you being single has nothing to do with your sexual oriwntation. Just sounds nosey to me, that's not really a necessary question

#2 - On 02/20/2013 at 3:17am by EpicSquishii

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You should be like, "No, Grandma. I love cats. Their love is all I will ever need. And they won't get jealous when I bring more cats home." In utter seriousness.

#8 - On 02/20/2013 at 3:22am by missd93

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