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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Riiight. Because out of all the people in the world, and with only 365 days in a year, nobody is going to have the same birthday as him.

#1 - On 02/14/2013 at 3:01am by raphanne

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Good riddance, OP. Imagine the consequences if it had led to hypothetical inbreeding.

#4 - On 02/14/2013 at 3:03am by Wolvander88

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