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Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML


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feel free to come to my place...

#1 - On 02/11/2013 at 5:01pm by jcrb

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Why would you not dress up as Zelda? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I doubt a dude wants to pretend he is canoodling with a male video game character. I get that he likes the game, I just really feel like a Zelda costume would be a sexier choice.

#4 - On 02/11/2013 at 5:03pm by kyleekay

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