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Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML


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On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom

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That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.

#4 - On 02/11/2013 at 3:33am by JR_Goes_Rawr

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Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.

#2 - On 02/11/2013 at 3:26am by madisonnnnn13

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