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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (5378)

On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You are one lucky lady!

#1 - On 02/06/2013 at 3:01am by bornaunicorn

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She clearly gets the D

#2 - On 02/06/2013 at 3:03am by chelsearenaeee

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