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Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11261) - you deserved it (28803)

On 02/03/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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You have a girlfriend, AND you are an avid gamer?! How in the hell? Teach us your ways!!

#1 - On 02/03/2013 at 9:12pm by misspulkadot24

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No Twix either, you are truly fucked.

#4 - On 02/03/2013 at 9:13pm by slayertack

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