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Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (2622)

On 01/29/2013 at 7:28pm - love - by theawfulpresent (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....

#2 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:09am by thelittlebirdie

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Ah yes, the old "It's not you, it's me. Focus only on me. Listen to my voice. Follow my voice. Clear your mind. What can you see? You see a chicken clucking blissfully on a pasture. You are that chicken, not me. On the count of three you will cluck like a chicken and break up with me."

It always worked for me.

#10 - On 01/30/2013 at 6:18am by Pleonasm

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