2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....
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Ah yes, the old "It's not you, it's me. Focus only on me. Listen to my voice. Follow my voice. Clear your mind. What can you see? You see a chicken clucking blissfully on a pasture. You are that chicken, not me. On the count of three you will cluck like a chicken and break up with me."
It always worked for me.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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