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Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML


I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (3619)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:57am - love - by pdub523 - United States (Texas)

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#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 9:55am by cynide

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Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....

#2 - On 01/27/2013 at 9:57am by joe502

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