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Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34244) - you deserved it (3826)

On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States

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At least you found out about the STD before possibly having sex with her.

#3 - On 01/22/2013 at 4:29pm by ksks1234

See in context


#1 - On 01/22/2013 at 4:28pm by kittykaos

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