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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

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Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

#6 - On 01/21/2013 at 6:09am by Bostern

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BURN.
This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

#5 - On 01/21/2013 at 6:09am by carmel1110

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