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Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41743) - you deserved it (5175)

On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

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"Her birthday's on February 31st!"

"No, you idiot! It's on December 32, duh!"

*both look at OP*

"Right??"

You pick winners, OP.

#3 - On 01/17/2013 at 12:57pm by ManInTheMachine

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Happy birthday, Op! It's today, right?...

#1 - On 01/17/2013 at 12:56pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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